well hung bull

I've had this frame for a while now and have not found a single photo or painting that I would like to put in it. Today I got these bull horns and thought it might be funny to surprise my wife with them both hanging up in our bedroom! I'll post her reaction once she has seen them. The inside space of the frame measures 27.5 inches wide by 12.5 inches high.
My wife was very shocked to see this hanging up in our bedroom!
Serveral days later, they're still hanging on the wall and all I hear from her is, "when the hell are you going to take those down!"